“How, as it were, they Deprive Man of his Virile Member”
The Malleus Maleficarum, while claiming to only “adduce actual facts and examples which have been found by us, or have been written by others,” shows evidence of collections of male reproductive organs kept captive by witches in boxes and birds’ nests. The members move and consume oats and corn.
Military newspaper Angkatan Bersendjata publishes fabricated confessions from members of the leftist-feminist women’s organization Gerwani, accusing members of slashing the genitals of captured army Generals with razor blades after having participated in daily sexual orgies.
First documented case of widespread sexual disruption in any wild vertebrate is published in Environmental Science and Technology. Riverine fish (Rutilus rutilus) have been showing increased intersexuality. Female and intersex fish outnumbered male fish, causing fear of fish feminization among scientists due to xenoestrogen pollution, a supposed side-effect of contraceptive drugs.
A study published in Toxicological Sciences shows that consumption of fish contaminated with xenoestrogens can alter human spermatogenesis. Exposure to xenoestrogen-contaminated fish reduced sperm concentration and motility in rats, suggesting similar dangers for humans.
In Environmental Health Insights, the increase of intersex variation in human fetal development is linked to endocrine disruption caused by xenoestrogens. The authors plead with the authorities to protect fetuses from endocrine disruptive chemicals.
They have always been scared.
Men have used their fears to justify the rapes and murders they committed.
And they have been scared, not in the cuddly curling-up-in-your-bed-crying kind of way, but in the sweaty-hands-wide-eyes-pumped-up-veins “fragile masculinity” sort of way, which has never been harmless.
They measured the length of their genitals, the shape of their shit (wishing to become angels who don’t have to defecate), levels of testosterone and the number of ways the devils can do them harm.
What has been called medieval means or medieval solutions, or “going medieval” as in a return to the dark age of unimaginable brutality, is not less rational and not less evil than what is referred to as modernity, which began with the witch hunts (which continue in post-colonized countries) and whose bloodshed is ongoing. This is a story of enlightenment vs. eternal premodern darkness, disturbed by a white-blue glowing torch, burning and burning.
Dicks on trees may be funny, but castration paranoia is dangerous because men believe in it. It is an all-lives-matter pro-life weapon against healing in sleep and sex and radical herbology, demonizing abortion as child sacrifice, targeting black “witch doctors” and community-based health care — most of which was burned down or left in the hands of male doctors whose research is drenched in blood, not plant juice. They only discovered hormones by accident while trying to cure hysteria by removing female ovaries. Oh, the atrocity of penis panic after having mutilated female bodies for hundreds of years, as if you could equate the clitoris to foreskin.
Witch hunt = women hunt = nosotras somos las nietas de las brujas que no pudisteis quemar.
We inherited the bumps and moles from our mothers: the witches’ marks of having been licked by the devil or some other infernal being: a lusty animal-familiar, an extradimensional lesbian-demon, a XENOestrogenic intersex paragender monstrosity.
THE DARKNESS WILL FIND ITS WAY, CREEPING IN AND CONTAMINATING ALL RIVERS, FINALLY RETURNING AS THE ENBY SEA SLUT, MUDDY ESTROGENIC WATERS, HEATING UP AND RISING AND SWIRLING IN THEIR MANY ABYSSES!
OH MAN, WHEN THEY SWALLOW YOU, BE PREPARED FOR THE TRANSFORMATION OF YOUR SWORD, YOUR MEMBER, INTO A MARVELOUS SOFT AND BENDY GIRL-DICK!
Words and Images by Anakin Xersonsky
Anakin Xersonsky are an enby pop thief, stealing and appropriating from sources of hegemonic power and transforming them in queer, cute and dangerous ways. They are currently finishing their MA at the DAI Roaming Academy and are a part of the media art collective The Slime Channel, on Instagram at @slimechann3l.